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Magic Mike Audition Fail

Magic Mike Audition Fail 0:41 Magic Mike audition clip. Rejected. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Magic Mike audition fail dance machine Views: 393

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How to Make Love...

How to Make Love... 0:52 How a real man makes love to a woman. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Sex Doll love making smooth operator Views: 14,769

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Every Morning is Special

Every Morning is Special 1:36 Taking care of my special needs girlfriend is the highlight of my day. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Sex Doll delusional psycho Views: 8,541

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How I Jam

How I Jam 1:31 How I Jam with the top down, top up, after checking my ex's FB status... Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Hidden Camera relationship music badass wannabe sex doll Views:...

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Verbally Abusive GPS

Verbally Abusive GPS 2:51 Verbally Abusive GPS navigates driver to his death. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: GPS abuse insult driving evil machine car crash tragic death Views: 145

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I love Sun Chips

I love Sun Chips I am in love with Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips, I want to marry them. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Potato chips love in love obsessed marriage Views: 32

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Sun Chips Threesome

Sun Chips Threesome Threesome with Sun Chips: Harvest Cheddar and French Onion Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Potato chips love obsessed threesome Views: 143

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Ebola Survival Kit

Ebola Survival Kit Selling these custom ebola survival kits for $100 a pop. PM me for ordering info. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Ebola survival Views: 120

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boogie nights Impotence Scene Take 86

boogie nights Impotence Scene Take 86 0:05 Take 86 from boogie nights DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!! Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Boogie nights dirk diggler viagra movie scene Views: 28

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Interracial Duck couple avoid the tough questions.

Interracial Duck couple avoid the tou... 0:10 I ran into an interracial duck couple in East LA and tried to get them to open up about the challenges they face. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular...

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Company Talent Show Tryout (Rejected)

Company Talent Show Tryout (Rejected) 4:20 Crushing it at company talent show tryout. But haters gonna hate. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: talent show performance committed performance...

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Ambien Rant

Ambien Rant 2:10 Took Ambien after a long break. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Ambien; hallucinogens; jon hamm; rant; unfiltered Views: 1

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SNITCHES GET STITCHES

SNITCHES GET STITCHES Sending a message to whoever ratted me out on the TPS report cover page. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Stuffed animals Views: 3

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Dirt Devil Love

Dirt Devil Love 0:06 Enhanced masturbation with a Dirt Devil may result in an ER visit. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Self love; masturbation tool Views: 2

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Slo-mo backflip in shallow end of pool

Slo-mo backflip in shallow end of pool 0:36 Successful slo-mo backflip in shallow end of pool. Proves you can accomplish anything you set your mind to. Olympics bound... Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi...

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Crotch Cam! (Patent Pending)

Crotch Cam! (Patent Pending) 0:14 Record your workout with CROTCH CAM! Guaranteed results or your money back. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Workout; gym rat; stupid invention Views: 10

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Slo-mo Karate Chop!!

Slo-mo Karate Chop!! 0:02 Working towards my Yellow Belt. While my opponent rests, I train. Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Karate; kung fu; extreme sports Views: 5

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'TOP GUN' Volleyball Scene for Beginners

'TOP GUN' Volleyball Scene for Beginn... 0:15 A badass version of the TOP GUN volleyball scene where Matrix and Goose crushed it. Without the talented/beautiful people. Or production values. Submitted...

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Body Sacrifice

Body Sacrifice 0:12 Sacrificing body, life, limb and dignity going for volleyball Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular Keywords: Extreme sports; volleyball; sports; fail; uncoordinated; slo mo; slow...

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Menu Selection if you don't like my posts on social media

Menu Selection if you don't like my p... If you don't like what I post on social media, I've prepared an exclusive menu for you. Today's Special: Eat a Dick Submitted by: Jamie Qureshi Regular...

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